are we genius enough to laugh?

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Darwin joke, evolution joke, laugh

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Happy Darwin’s Day – Its a day for a natural selection. So, I decided to have a laugh. Laughter is the best medicine as they say. This is my natural selection today.

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My take on it is:
Someone may think Sheldon’s mom is right. Someone else may think its that his friends went to Texas to get him back. Someone else thinks Sheldon can’t make up his mind because he’s a troubled dude so that he follows the pack. Someone else thinks Sheldon realized he misses his friends and love motivated him to go home. Someone else thinks that Sheldon can’t bear the thought of teaching evolution to creationists.

I’m seeing a pattern here… we each live in our own universe and there are in each of these billions of universes, at times, aspects of a shared reality that we more or less agree upon… like its February 12, 2014… oh, someplace it isn’t that day… there we go then.

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Some say that biology brought out the Darwin in chimps. Apparently, this occurred over the course of many millions of years. I find this difficult but not impossible to believe:

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Now here’s a RIDDLE
Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. “Here’s that $20 I owe you,” he says. Who was making use of natural selection? WHY?

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Natural selection is no joke.
It’s a theory.

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Natural selection ought to lead to a
greater awareness of what normal is all about… I thought…

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Therapy ought to make it right… eventually.

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I love it that ocean animals decided to live on land.
I don’t imagine it was good for them.
I’m just glad for me and us.
I’m not so fond of swimming all day and night.
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Thanks for visiting,

 Eric

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• time (prank) travel
• today in the matrix
• branded
• meeting Koko
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• Darth Vader at Church
• Roller Babies – funny stuff
• monkey business – just for fun

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Lost In The Call – Rumi poetry

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God, laugh, Mewlana Jalaluddin Rumi, needless additional pain and suffering, peaceful, poem, pray, recovery, Rumi, suffer, suffering

This one is dedicated to my friends sharing about the pains and joys in their recovery.

Program Description
Having pain is not fun, but sometimes when it lasts for a long time and after you get used to it, you feel different about it. I guess our brains start releasing some hormones and our perception of pain changes.

“Whatever happens, just keep smiling and lose yourself in Love.”
~ Rumi

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Lost In The Call

Lord, said David, since you do not need us,
why did you create these two worlds?

Reality replied: O prisoner of time,
I was a secret treasure of kindness and generosity,
and I wished this treasure to be known,
so I created a mirror: its shining face, the heart;
its darkened back, the world;
The back would please you if you’ve never seen the face.

Has anyone ever produced a mirror out of mud and straw?
Yet clean away the mud and straw,
and a mirror might be revealed.

Until the juice ferments a while in the cask, it isn’t wine.
If you wish your heart to be bright, you must do a little work.

My King addressed the soul of my flesh:
You return just as you left.
Where are the traces of my gifts?

We know that alchemy transforms copper into gold.
This Sun doesn’t want a crown or robe from God’s grace.
He is a hat to a hundred bald men,
a covering for ten who were naked.

Jesus sat humbly on the back of an ass, my child!
How could a zephyr ride an ass?
Spirit, find your way, in seeking lowness like a stream.
Reason, tread the path of selflessness into eternity.

Remember God so much that you are forgotten.
Let the caller and the called disappear;
be lost in the Call.

Mewlana Jalaluddin Rumi

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Thanks for visiting.

 Eric

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LOL over this

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funny, joke, laugh, little old lady, LOL

A little older lady gets pulled over for speeding…

LOL: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

LOL: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

LOL: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.

Officer: Don’t have one?

LOL: No, I lost it 2 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see….Can I see your vehicle registration   papers please.

LOL: I can’t do that.

Officer: Why not?

LOL: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

LOL: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

LOL: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk   if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car. He puts in a frantic call for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma’am, step out of your car right now! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

LOL: Is there a problem officers?

Officer 2: My officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

LOL: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, open the trunk of your car.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?

LOL: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driver’s license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

LOL: I’ll bet that officer told you that I was speeding.

Don’t mess with little old ladies! 

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